(ThrowBack to Prison) I’ve met so many Killa’s along the way so far on this prison journey. Actually, let me elaborate on that statement. I have met so many inmates with the nick-names of Killa thus far. Killa C. Killa B. And every other letter attached to the word ‘kill’ with the replacement of ‘a’ instead of the proper ‘er’ ending. Then there are the countless Murda’s I’ve had the pleasure of meeting. Murda, not murder, but Murda G and even a G-Murder. There’s been one Trauma and several Ratchets.Some conversations go like this. “You know Murda from around the way?” And the other guys responds, “Murda? Yea I know Murda. He just got out, right?” “Nah, not that Murda, this Murda is still locked up. Wait! What Murda you talking about?”
“You know Murda-Murda. He’s related to Pookie and his baby mama’s Nay Nay!:
“Oh yea-yea. I know that Murda……”You think I’m joking, but I kid you not. This one is classic! He just moved onto 7-East and he introduces himself to me as Hustle-Man or “You can call me Hustle Mean!” And I quote, “Because my hustle is mean.” ‘Interesting,’ I thought to myself. And then an additional thought hit me, ‘This guys gonna be perfect for the Fellowship Group!’It gets better. I think I’ve been acquainted with several Tukie’s, Pookie’s, and even Mookie’s in these past 3 years. And on top of the nick-name varieties, I think I’ve heard so much audio (not by choice) from every type of Reality TV show that I might as well as met Snookie from The Jersey Shore.And finally! The moment you’ve all been waiting for. Please allow me to introduce myself and my jail-house nick-name. Given by myself for myself. Oh, and that reminds me, I’ve met so many guys with the nick-name of Self. And every one of these characters had an undeniable ego attached to them. I guess you can say they were self-assured. Ya know what! I think I’m just gonna stick with my birth name that my parents gave me. Matthew Joseph Maher. Murda Matt just doesn’t sound right!No JK after this one!
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